SCP-2926
Image Corrector
Special Containment Procedures
SCP-2926 is kept at Electronic Storage Facility 83-Beta. No known copies of SCP-2926 exist outside of containment.
Description
SCP-2926 is a computer program that, when provided with a digital image, will provide a short verbal description of its contents, along with one of seven "judgments" at random. The descriptions are always somewhat inaccurate.
Sample Input: elephant.jpg
Sample Output: An elephant with the proper number of wings. Judgment: A squeeze play that works two ways.
SCP-2926's outputs have cognitohazardous properties depending on which judgment is selected, provided that the viewer has also seen the input image.
| Judgment | Effects |
|---|---|
| I feel so empty. | Viewer will become capable of identifying the patterns in SCP-2926's "inaccuracies", as well as in the program's delivery of judgments. |
| I'm not the tooth fairy. | Viewer will become capable of identifying the inaccuracies present in SCP-2926's input images. |
| It grew to the size of an orange. | Viewer will become capable of identifying consensuses regarding the subjects of SCP-2926's input images and modifying them for accuracy. |
| These are strange times. | Viewer will be compelled to arrange for a judgment of "A squeeze play that works two ways." by any means necessary. |
| God, wouldn't it be beautiful? | Viewer will coordinate all aforementioned viewers in order to create a consensus reality in which SCP-2926 can take the form of the sphinx. |
| I think I broke it. | Viewer will identify and attend to the sphinx momentarily, after its receptacle is prepared. |
| A squeeze play that works two ways. | The sphinx is realized in the viewer. You possessed no inaccuracies. The situation is immanent. |