SCP-2312
A Petty King
Highlighted in green: SCP-2312's area of effect
Special Containment Procedures
Mobile Task Force Tau-20 ("Turkish Recon") is tasked with identifying SCP-2312 instances. Areas with identified SCP-2312 instances are to be cordoned off under the pretence of a Cyprus Turkish Peace Force Command training area. In cooperation with the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus' (TRNC)1 government, appropriate counter-Extranormal Events measures are to be enacted against all 2312-Eris Events.
Update (05/05/2004): TRNC's de facto sovereignty is to be upheld, as defined by the current borders claimed by it.
Description
SCP-2312 refers to a series of carvings found on the surface of the Kyrenia Mountains referencing an individual named "King Pan" (designated SCP-2312-A); instances typically manifest once per month. SCP-2312 instances are written in Koine Greek, and styled as decrees from SCP-2312-A. Although its identity and existence cannot be ascertained, SCP-2312-A is inferred to be a monarch claiming rulership over a "Kingdom of All Cypruses".
When an SCP-2312 instance manifests, a corresponding Extranormal Event will occur (designated 2312-Eris Event). All 2312-Eris Events are localised within TRNC-controlled territory. Removal of SCP-2312 does not prevent occurrence of 2312-Eris Events. Below are several examples of SCP-2312 instances and corresponding 2312-Eris Events; compilation is restricted to Level ≥3/2312 clearance.
| Translated excerpt | 2312-Eris Event | Cover Story |
|---|---|---|
| "…All Cypruses shalt unite under I and render my crooked brother's singular Cyprus a petty kingdom…"2 | N/A | N/A |
| "…let all Cypruses have meat…" | Fishes spontaneously rain over TRNC cities. | Fabrication of a Mediterranean tropical-like cyclone. |
| "…scriptures of my benefactor – who gave me infinity – shalt spread to all Cypruses…" | Advertisements of "Heavenly Antlers Properties" are mailed to every TRNC household. | Publicity stunt by author ██████ ████████. |
| "…birds in flight – the pleasure of my deceiving brother – shalt be cast down…" | All birds within TRNC-controlled territory lost control over their wing muscles. Estimated █,███ birds died via major trauma. | Fabrication of an avian neuromuscular disease. |
Occurring since ██/██/1992, 2312-Eris Events were initially classified as individual Extranormal Events. They were classified under SCP-2312 on ██/██/1998, upon discovering a causality between SCP-2312 manifestations and 2312-Eris Events.
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Addendum 2312-2 After negotiations with Cypriot, Greek, Turkish and TRNC governments, the following test is conducted.
| Phase A | Phase B | |
|---|---|---|
| Procedure | Sovereignty over █████3 transferred to TRNC from 20/04/2003 to 20/04/2004. | After 20/04/2004, █████ is returned to Turkish sovereignty. |
| Results | 2312-Eris Events manifested on █████. | 2312-Eris Events ceased on █████. |
| Analysis | SCP-2312's area of effect apparently shifts to accommodate territorial or sovereignty changes involving TRNC. Request maintenance of status quo. | |